Monday, November 14, 2011

Thems the Rules...

The rules of spoon-swapping are few, but important.  And they rhyme!

Rule #1:  Swap, don't steal!  Leave one behind after the meal.

  The golden rule of spoon-swapping! 

Rule #2:  It isn't nice to swap the same place twice.

  Spoon-swapping is all about uncharted territories!

Rule #3: For a swap to be true, there must be a menu.

  Don't pull a swap at the cafeteria or your Aunt Mildred's house! 

Rule #4:  Leave twenty-percent for the waiter's rent! 

  Remember to leave a good tip!

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