The rules of spoon-swapping are few, but important. And they rhyme!
Rule #1: Swap, don't steal! Leave one behind after the meal.
The golden rule of spoon-swapping!
Rule #2: It isn't nice to swap the same place twice.
Spoon-swapping is all about uncharted territories!
Rule #3: For a swap to be true, there must be a menu.
Don't pull a swap at the cafeteria or your Aunt Mildred's house!
Rule #4: Leave twenty-percent for the waiter's rent!
Remember to leave a good tip!
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